Phrases I have never used but have always wanted to :

You and what army?

You'll rue the day!

Take a long walk off a short pier!

Well, well.  Look what the cat dragged in...

Except I did utter the last one recently while looking at Instagram.  I discovered my cocktail napkins had been copied.  Again.

Friends, I cannot tell you the number of cease and desist letters my lawyer has sent in the last year.  My designs are trademarked and I will not stand for intellectual property thieves!  I have become quite litigious as of late.  Copiers have been shut down.

On a positive note, I was inspired for my new cocktail napkin :

What the cat dragged in napkin

The new napkins may be purchased here

As for me, baby its GIN time!


me and gin cocktail napkin at NYNOW last month